Why Am I Broke Quiz

Answer These 10 Questions To See Why You Are Constantly Having Financial Difficulties

1) Working A Typical Job I Will Be Able To Achieve Financial Freedom In ____ Years?

a. 4 months
b. 5 years
c. 20 years
d. Never you idiot. I will let my job pimp me till I'm dead. When I'm reincarnated, I will get another job and get pimped some more.It don't stop baby!







2)How Many Books Do I Own Regarding Money Or Self Improvement?

a. I play video games all day and learn nothing while drinking room temperature cognac with no ice
b. 5 to 10 books
c. I don't read books about money
d. 10 or more books


3) How Many Hours A Day Do I Sit On My Ass And Watch TV?

a. I don't watch TV because it's a waste of time
b. 6 hours a day
c. 10 hours a day
d. I don't own a TV


4)How Many Streams Of Income Do I Have?

a. 1 stream (I believe I should only get paid from my job)
b. 2 streams (I have a job and income on the side as well)
c. 0 streams (I'm a bum. I don't have money coming from any where at all. Please kill me)
d. 5 or more streams ( I got money coming out the ass with Real Estate, Stocks, Businesses, MLM, robbing liquor stores with no ski mask on the weekends,Blogging, etc)


5) Job Stands For

a. Jail Operating as a Business
b. Just Over Broke
c. Just Off Broadway
d. A&B

6)I Have Tried Thinking Outside The Box By Attempting To Do ........

a. Real estate
b. Stocks
c. Nothing. I will let the government take care of me
d. Owning a business

7)According to Robert Kiyosaki, your home is a....

a. Liability
b. Asset
c. Both
d. I have no idea. Im a grown man/woman and I live in the attic at my mother's house. By the way, who the hell is Robert Kiyosaki?

8)What Is Residual Income?

a. Who cares. Where's the TV remote?
b. When you do something once and keep getting paid for it
c. When you only get paid when you are doing something
d. I'm too brainwashed to even think about stuff like residual income


9)When People Talk About Making Money Outside Of A Job And Thinking Outside The Box I.......

a. Punch them in the Adam's apple with brass knuckles and start running like hell
b. Listen to them with an open mind
c. Tune them out because I want to be a modern day slave for the rest of my life
d. I snitch to the slave master about them trying to leave the plantation


10)What Do I Do When Gas Prices, Rent, And Cost Of Living Goes Up?

a. Ask my boss for a raise (kiss his/her ass in the process and pray to god I get it)
b. Start a business, invest in real estate or stocks, start rapping or singing, etc
c. Call my friends up and complain about it while doing nothing
d. Go back to school and get my masters degree while putting myself in more debt