Monday, June 8, 2009

COLLEGE CAN KISS MY ASS! LOL


Here Are The Reasons Why College Can Kiss My Ass!

1. Puts you in debt with credit cards,school loans, etc
2. Never get rich going to school
3. Learn how to be a worker and slave for other people and make them rich
4. Sit In a cubicle all day
5. One stream of income
6. Not a good ROI (Return On Investment)
7. College is a business and they want your money (School ain't free)
8. Don't even get you a job after 4 years (You are on your own after you spent all that cash)
9. It's not what u know but who u know (Hope you got friends in high places)
10. Suit and tie everyday (It's too damn hot outside to be wearing that)
11. Go back and get my masters degree.LOL (Get in even more debt)
12. Bill Gates, Puffy and a lot of successful people dropped out to pursue their dreams
13. Rather be a rich idiot and be happy living in a mansion then a poor genius getting evicted from my apartment
14. People act like getting a degree is like winning the lottery (People hype of college so much you would think getting your bachelors is like dying and going to heaven. They think they will experience some type of ecstasy or something. People always say that " College opens up so many doors once you graduate". You know what, they were are 100% right with that statement! You will be opening up your Cadillac door so you can stretch your legs from sitting in traffic for hours at a time going to work in the A.M)

3 comments:

  1. Hell yeah...is a waste....the only thing it's worth is the parties and the women!!!

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  2. Thoughts do tend to travel particularly forward thinking ideas. For some time I have experienced the worthlessness of our U.S. schooling system. Particularly in the case of my college prep son. He is killing himself and us with torturous homework and mindless essays. Out of desperation I have warned him, "when you graduate how much money will you have made? Are you going to walk into a show room and buy the car of your choice when you receive your diploma? Or are you going to end up w at Best Buy avoiding customers questions"?
    School and higher education is set up to mold you into a "go fer", yes man, an employeee. Only daddy's sons or daughters get the best bone! And it is who you know not what you know!

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  3. Thanks for the support CTC. I was really depressed paying school loans and finding a job for years. More people get raped going to college then going to jail.LOL

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