TIME ZAPPERS

What are time zappers?
Time zappers are people and things that extract every last ounce of valuable time you have. Has the last 5, 10, 15, 20 years of your life passed and you are still stuck in the same place? If You are thinking "how could this happen", then you might have likely been attacked by time zappers. Time zappers use a device similar to the one doctors use for liposuction to suck all of your time out of you. They jam it right in your neck and flick the on switch and next thing you know you are 80 years old and never got anything accomplished. Time is way more valuable then money. I could lose $10 million today and gain it all back tomorrow but I will never be in high school again. Time is not prejudice and the hour glass has been running out of sand since your DOB. Everyone on the planet only has 24 hours in a day. It's your job to use it the most efficient way possible.

How do I get rid of time zappers?
My advice would be to buy 2 cans of mace (One for each of their eyeballs) and pray both cans directly into their face if they come within 10 feet of you! Dodge these people as if they had the plague or something.

Possible time zappers
Here is a list of possible zappers that are holding you back

1. Friends-Do you have friends who drag you to the club on Friday night for the millionth time so you can blow all your income on alcohol, gas, parking, and cover charges but looks at you like a dear caught in the headlights when you mention going to a free seminar on how to invest in real estate to become financially free?
   
2. Women-Do you constantly meet women who want to chat on the god damn phone all day and night talking about nonsense that has nothing to do with you or won't benefit either of you. Things like what dress her co-worker (whom you never met in your life) had on today or how her boyfriend ain't treating her right. Listening to this trivial bull crap everyday will send you straight to the poorhouse. Can you feel your time being zapped right now? Chase the money and the women will naturally come with it. If you chase women you will never get rich. You can't chase both. (Ladies I guess this goes for you as well.I'm a guy so I don't know exactly how men waste your time)
   
3. Television-This is one of the worst forms of time wasters known to man. How can someone sit there in front of the tube 8 hours a day and wonder while they are broke at the same time.? This object called a TV needs to be thrown out the window. People spend countless hours watching negative stuff like the news while watching commercials which turn you into a consumer in society. Consumers don't believe in making money. They believe in spending money that they don't even have in the 1st place. Besides, if you spend 80 hours a week watching TV, then how many hours do you spend exercising , building a business, or taking acting classes so you can be the next Tom Cruise or Denzel Washington? Let me guess, 0 hours! LOL
4. Video Games-I put this in the same category as TV. You don't have to completely stop playing but if you put more energy into your XBox 360 then you do exercising, don't look surprised when your stomach is hanging over your knee caps.
5. The man in the mirror- Before you put all the blame on other people, you need to take a look at your ugly mug as well. We all have choices to make in life. If it's Friday night and you have $20 to your name, do you spend it on a book that will teach you how to become rich or do you go blow it on the latest alcoholic drink that your favorite rapper keeps talking about in his rhymes? The book you will be able to keep for life and use it to obtain your dreams. The alcohol destroys your liver and not to mention once that bottle of Mad Dog is empty , it's gone forever. I can alway go back to the book shelf and get more insight from that book.
   
6. Your job- If your working at a job that you hate then you are definitely wasting a gigantic amount of time and not to mention energy. Being some where 40 hours a week plus overtime is the most depressing experience that I have encountered in my whole entire life! I know you feel the same way I do if your life was intended for other purposes. How many hours of your life do you spend stuck in traffic? If you add up all the time and looked at the total your eyes would bulge out off their sockets like Christopher Lloyd in Who Framed Roger Rabbit when he took his mask off and revealed he was also a toon. LOL. Now add up all the time you spend chasing your goals. I bet you the traffic hours got the total hours you spend on your goals by a long shot. Driving back and forth to the same location everyday for decades is one of the most inefficient ways to utilize energy that I can imagine! No wonder we got global warming.LOL. If you start a business online, do you have to physically keep running back and forth to a distance location everyday for decades? All you have to do is fire up the laptop while you're still in your draws. If you sleep in the nude then you can wake up and walk around the house buttnaked drinking a hot cup of coffee wearing a du rag while counting all the money you made online in your sleep. Can you walk around buttnaked at your job drinking Folgers? You can also take that laptop anywhere in the world with you and find a wireless or hard line internet connection while your on vacation . Can you take your cubicle with you to Japan or Jamaica? Driving back and forth to work daily is an old school way off thinking.
   

Time zapper of the month award
Now that you identified who these time zappers are you should reward them. They work hard at what they do. It takes an enormous amount of energy and dedication to zap someones time. Find out who is working overtime at zapping you and give them an award with their picture on it. Put it right on the wall next to the spot your platinum plaque would have been if you hadn't let them suck you dry. In closing, get rid of these people ASAP and buy a book on time management. Get a daily planner and use it daily! Notice when you start writing down what you need to do each day that none of the possible time zappers that I listed above will be in your planner. I doubt if you will write.....

22 Monday - Learn how to invest in Real Estate so I can quit my job. After words talk on the phone for 3 hours straight with my female friend about how she doesn't like her co-workers new shoes

23 Tuesday- Watch a minimum of 7 hours of TV today and whip out my credit card as soon as the 1st infomercial comes on about buying kitchen knives that I'm only going to use once and let collect dust after I spent all that money

24 Wednesday-Finish reading the book Rich Dad Poor Dad so I can escape the rat race. Drink and drive on my way to the club with my best friend and get pulled over for a DUI by the pigs.